I’m not joking about the title.
Yesterday I was throwing Chiwa a yummy, yummy baby carrot and I managed the exact trajectory needed so that it bounced off of the floor and disappeared inside her ear. Like a hand in a glove. She had to stand up to shake it out.
And I’m sitting there thinking, I have *so* got to blog this. And you are probably thinking, ummm, why?
Because it’s a once in a life time, one in a billion chance thing. Something extremely out of the ordinary happened and I’m not sure we paused the TV. And somehow that just doesn’t seem right. So I would have preferred the lottery or something like that, but I got a carrot in the dog’s ear and I should at least be thankful that I got something!
In a year I won’t remember this. Unless I take the time to mark this event something so utterly unlikely and so cool will pass into the mists of time. It’s either a sign of the “Get enough monkeys in a room” theory or proof of something magical in the universe. Except I always thought that getting that many monkeys in a room would also have to be a sign of something magical in the universe as well.
A Holiday. I’m going to start a holiday for this. I added a schedule+ annual reminder of “Unlikely Event Day”.
I’m happy to take suggestion for how to celebrate it.